Premieres Wednesday:
Banger — A French DJ on the skids gets a shot at redemption when the feds conscript him to take down his main musical rival. Hope he strikes a chord, and that it's les A minor. (Netflix)
Garnachas: Glorious Street Food! — Learn all about the street-food staple garnacha, a concoction of corn, beans and cabbage that's inspired both devotion and debate on the Mexican culinary scene. "Debate?" Is somebody out there claiming it's just a DEI al pastor? (Netflix)
Love on the Spectrum Season 3 — Three new participants join six returning favorites from Season 2 to demonstrate that you can cultivate a robust and thriving romantic life even if your neuros are a tad divergent. And once you have that handled, you can even learn to spend 20 minutes in Target without screaming. (Netflix)
Premieres Thursday:
The Bondsman — Kevin Bacon stars in an eight-episode comedy about a bounty hunter who helps the Devil round up escaped demons and bring them back to the Netherworld. Speaking of which, Ocoee High really needs to know if you're planning to RSVP for that class reunion. (Prime Video)
Devil May Cry — The Capcom video game becomes an anime series about an orphan demon hunter who's conscripted to police the barrier between Earth and Hell. Boy, here's a guy who could really clean up at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. (Netflix)
Hop Season 1C — Young viewers get to learn more lessons in adaptability from the helpful frog who has one leg that's shorter than the other. As opposed to Kermit, who grows a third one when Miss Mousey is around. (Max)
Jurassic World: Chaos Theory — Season 3 presents the kids with a host of fresh challenges and opportunities, including access to a new technology that links every dinosaur on Earth. Or as you and I call it, "Facebook." (Netflix)
Pulse — According to co-creator Zoe Robyn, the Miami hospital in which her new series is set is the one you'd pray to end up in—and that holds true even when a hurricane is about to hit, as happens in the show. Well, I've been in some hospitals where you couldn't tell the difference, that's for sure. But I kid the Adventists. (Netflix)
Premieres Friday:
Dying for Sex — True-life events (and the inevitable ensuing podcast) inspired this series vehicle for Michelle Williams, in which she plays a cancer patient who divorces her husband to embark on a journey of sexual self-fulfillment. Jenny Slate plays the character's devoted ride-or-die — a normally grating term that you have to admit encapsulates the two options here rather neatly. (Hulu)
Karma — A Korean man's simple request that somebody kill his father inspires a series of dramatic events that entwine six strangers in a web of compromise and intrigue. See, if his dad had been the CEO of a major healthcare corporation, there would have been way more than six applicants, and none of them would have felt particularly compromised. (Netflix)
TEST — A teacher, a scientist and a cricketer find their lives taking a bold new direction, all thanks to their attendance at a fateful match. Meanwhile, everybody at Wrestlemania will just be happy if their car doesn't disappear from the lot. (Netflix)
Premieres Monday:
Blippi's Job Show — Not satisfied with merely role-playing a variety of grown-up jobs, the ebullient YouTubers take their curiosity into the real world to learn how adults make their money. Featured vocations include making pizza, driving a monster truck and doing a rug pull on NFTs of Bluey. (Netflix)
Kill Tony: Kill or Be Killed — Comic Tony Hinchcliffe, who horrified the right-thinking world with his routine at Trump's 2024 re-creation of a Nuremberg rally, presents the first of three specials in which he and a panel of fellow experts help aspiring comedians hone their craft. Working title: Last Comic Not Deported. (Netflix)
Premieres Tuesday:
The Clubhouse: A Year With the Red Sox — Doubtlessly and hopelessly hopped up on Dunkin', a camera crew documents the many highs and lows experienced by Boston's finest during the 2024 MLB season. For real, it's always a disappointment when you don't get to rack up some Yankee fan for trying to steal the ball right out of your damn glove. (Netflix)
The Handmaid's Tale — As the sixth and final season commences, June rejoins the fight to take down Gilead while Serena attempts to remake the place from the inside. Yeah, somebody should probably ask Susie Wiles how she thinks that's going to go. (Hulu)
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) — The show's concluding season finds Moritz back on the streets after four years behind bars and determined to dominate the business of hawking vitamin supplements to gamers. The hardest part is convincing them there's something better for them than Mountain Dew Voltage. (Netflix)
Kian's Bizarre B&B — Programming genres collide like collapsing galaxies as webtoon artist Kian, BTS star Jin and comic Ji Ye-eun come together to run an endearingly off-kilter B&B on the South Korean island of Ulleungdo. Not to be outdone, the United States government is promising that every international visitor who comes here to visit Epic Universe will get to finish out their stay with an unscheduled, all-expenses-paid trip to Guantanamo. (Netflix)
My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman — WNBA great Caitlin Clark sits down with Dave to explain how her achievements on the court stem from a lifelong case of hyper-competitiveness. In the postshow rebuttal, Angel Reese theorizes that it's actually a lifelong case of being a punk-ass bitch. (Netflix)
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